INCLUDE_DATA

dkSez : : : : : : Don Kahle’s blog

Quips, queries, and querulous quibbles from the quirky mind of Don Kahle

Why do people say 'after dark' when what they mean is 'during dark'? After dark would be when it's light again, right? * There are 10 types of people in this world -- those who read binary, and those who don't. * I'm rethinking the whole brown rice thing. What if it's just more white liberal self-hatred? Whole wheat, honey, unbleached flour. All better. Sez who? * Eugene should be HQ for White People for Diversity. We'll fight for diversity to be included in books, which is where we know to look for it. * Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a man a pillow, and he'll dream of steak. * What can you say about a state that puts the town of North Bend 225 miles southwest of Bend? We rely on visitors for entertainment.

dkSez : : : : : : Don Kahle’s blog random header image

Entries Tagged as 'Grins'

Fripperies R Us

January 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment

• I’m afraid all my children know about long-term commitment, they’re learning from their cell phone companies. It starts with romance, but ends with a contract “to have and to hold” — a hand-held device.

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins · Quips

Sweet potato or yam — which is better?

December 25th, 2009 · No Comments

My sons are coming for dinner, but I hope to give them something much more valuable and enduring than a meal and some gifts. Something I was never given, so today I’ll be giving it to myself as well. Finally, I will determine the difference between sweet potatoes and yams. Two different recipes — one [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Grins · deekay

Fall Fripperies

October 30th, 2009 · No Comments

• How long before hunger meets greed and air travelers create a black market for in-flight tuna sandwiches? Can it be called an underground economy when the transactions take place 30,000 feet above ground?

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins · Quips

Are Fripperies Tweeted Twipperies?

July 30th, 2009 · No Comments

Everyone claims self-assuredly that newspapers cannot resist new media because they rely too heavily on written words. Why aren’t restaurant menus imperiled?

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Deep · Grins · Quips

Your Longest Summertime Ever

June 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Summertime is less mathematical and more poetic than summer itself. It steals a few days from May and a few from September to make its season fuller than the rest.

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins

Fifth Friday Fripperies

May 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Jurisdictionally speaking, northbound commuters are in Springfield and southbound motorists are in Eugene. That must mean something.

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins · Quips · You-gene

Science Fair’s Fate Unfair

March 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Curiosity should be encouraged during the most hopeful season. Curiosity and hope propel us. Children are, after all, the future. We are the past. The present is up for grabs.

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins

Dark Digital Days

March 13th, 2009 · No Comments

If the doorbell rings while I’m watching television, I pass nine clocks before I reach my front door. The television, VCR and computer; the coffee pot, microwave, and stove; the thermostat, indoor/outdoor thermometer, and stereo. I think the dishwasher also knows what time it is, but it doesn’t tell me — I paid extra for the “ultra-quiet” model and I’m glad for it.

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Deep · Grins

Restroom Rights

March 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Access to restrooms is a hot topic when the weather stays cold. A restroom can offer the destitute two things they most need: some rest and a room.

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins · Upper-Left-Edge · You-gene

Licking This Economic Downturn

February 27th, 2009 · No Comments

RG09 – Licking This Downturn (693 words)
When financial markets roil, as they have for the past year, it makes English majors like me happy twice. First, we don’t get to use the word “roil” nearly enough. It’s such a small word, not pretentious — but slightly exotic. Unfortunately, there’s very little that roils in the [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins