We’ll do anything. We’ll sort everything ourselves. We’ll go back to open receptacles. We’ll wash everything by hand. We’ll flatten our cardboard completely. We’ll cut out the bottoms of our cans and flatten those too. We’ll even
In the face of tragedy, the Eugene Civic Alliance could have folded their lack of a tent. Instead, they steeled —“timbered” — their resolve and raised a wooden boatload of money to rebuild the site from scratch.
Belt loops are helpful for so many other things.
In retrospect, we should have become suspicious when we all suddenly needed an appliance called a "food processor."
I’ve been pondering this week that you can’t spell “team” without “tea.” Sitting back and sipping a morning beverage without a looming deadline or a critical editor sounds pretty good right about now.
My package arrived without incident. Incident was mailed separately.
Maybe I’ve seen too many video captures of bank robbery suspects wearing baseball caps, but I can feel a deep urge inside me to ask for candy or cash.
It’s deeper than anyone thought, because PERS retirees are being paid their defined benefits for longer than the actuaries estimated.
Put your bathroom scale in front of the fridge. Shift your attention from effect to cause.
Beneath our parading self-importance, we’re silently amazed that we can carry so much stuff — so much important stuff! — around with us.