• People who back into their own driveways are trying to tell us something.
Entries Tagged as 'Grins'
Rampantly Random Ruminations
July 29th, 2010 · No Comments
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Welcome, Sarah
April 22nd, 2010 · 2 Comments
Your references to lipstick might mystify a Eugene audience. You won’t see many of us devoted to glamor and fashion, strutting in high heels and wearing lots of make-up — at least not many of our women.
Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins · Upper-Left-Edge · You-gene
Defending April Fools
April 8th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Well-designed pranks once a year can serve as a “stress test” to those systems. They remind us where the lines are, even if we wince watching them crossed.
Tags: Arr-Gee published · Grins · Media · You-gene
Fripperies R Us
January 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment
• I’m afraid all my children know about long-term commitment, they’re learning from their cell phone companies. It starts with romance, but ends with a contract “to have and to hold” — a hand-held device.
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Sweet potato or yam — which is better?
December 25th, 2009 · No Comments
My sons are coming for dinner, but I hope to give them something much more valuable and enduring than a meal and some gifts. Something I was never given, so today I’ll be giving it to myself as well. Finally, I will determine the difference between sweet potatoes and yams. Two different recipes — one [...]
Fall Fripperies
October 30th, 2009 · No Comments
• How long before hunger meets greed and air travelers create a black market for in-flight tuna sandwiches? Can it be called an underground economy when the transactions take place 30,000 feet above ground?
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Are Fripperies Tweeted Twipperies?
July 30th, 2009 · No Comments
Everyone claims self-assuredly that newspapers cannot resist new media because they rely too heavily on written words. Why aren’t restaurant menus imperiled?
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Your Longest Summertime Ever
June 12th, 2009 · No Comments
Summertime is less mathematical and more poetic than summer itself. It steals a few days from May and a few from September to make its season fuller than the rest.
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Fifth Friday Fripperies
May 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Jurisdictionally speaking, northbound commuters are in Springfield and southbound motorists are in Eugene. That must mean something.
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Science Fair’s Fate Unfair
March 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Curiosity should be encouraged during the most hopeful season. Curiosity and hope propel us. Children are, after all, the future. We are the past. The present is up for grabs.
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